We've All Been There

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We've All Been There

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THE AUDACITY of programming tutorials making it look so easy! There you are, thinking you're about to become the next tech billionaire, and suddenly your screen is SCREAMING at you about undefined variables and missing semicolons! The Matrix reference is just *chef's kiss* because instead of seeing glorious green code raining down like Neo, all you see is that soul-crushing traceback error telling you your precious 'hello_world' doesn't even exist. HONEY, THAT'S NOT JUST AN ERROR MESSAGE—THAT'S YOUR DREAMS CRUMBLING IN REAL TIME! Welcome to programming, where your first relationship is with Stack Overflow and your best friend is the red squiggly line!

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