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Oh. My. GOD. Someone has constructed the most MAGNIFICENT throne in existence using nothing but discarded keyboards! 👑 This is what happens when you hoard every single keyboard since 1997 instead of throwing them away "just in case." The Iron Throne? PLEASE. The Keyboard Throne reigns supreme in the Seven Kingdoms of Cubicle Land, where the one who sits upon it commands absolute power over the Git repository. Whoever occupies this monstrosity clearly has the authority to reject ALL pull requests without explanation. Bow down, peasants!

Content Estimation Inexperienced Developer that'll take 2 days, tops. Experienced Developer (that'll take at least 2 weeks. Inexperienced PM (2 days? sounds, oK but! only a scheduled Experienced PM (2 weeks? Sounds oKa (is going to be o least three AND TheN SALES CoMEs ALONG: GOOD NEWS? I GOT THE Shit CONTRACT SIGNED! 1 DAY! M 80 CodeChef Estimation CodeChef ProgrammersHumor via: http:bit.ly21x5nul

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The absolute CHAOS that ensues when some deranged soul utters those five fateful words! That hypnotic spiral of pure terror with a screaming cat at the center is EXACTLY what happens in your brain when someone suggests skipping testing and deploying straight to production. One minute you're sitting there coding peacefully, the next you're spiraling into an existential crisis because your colleague just casually suggested committing digital arson. The visual representation of every developer's nightmare - watching in horror as untested code gets unleashed upon innocent users. Pure. Unadulterated. PANIC.

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal programmer's nightmare captured in stick figure form! 😭 Left panel: "Science may discover immortality, but it won't happen in the next eighty years." Translation: We're all going to die before getting the good stuff. TYPICAL. Right panel: "You'll never find a programming language that frees you from the burden of clarifying your ideas." With the desperate plea "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" Honey, no programming language will EVER read your mind! The computer is just sitting there like "I literally cannot understand your vague gesturing and emotional sighs." The AUDACITY of having to explain yourself clearly! The HORROR of precise thinking! 💅

Ah, the digital rain that convinced an entire generation of developers they were hackers just by changing their desktop background. Nothing says "I understand binary" like staring at incomprehensible green characters while your CPU struggles to render Minesweeper. Back when we all thought knowing HTML made us Neo, but in reality, we were just Agent Smith clones copying and pasting from StackOverflow before StackOverflow existed. The only pill we were taking was caffeine to stay awake debugging our 500-line "Hello World" programs. Free your mind? More like "free up some RAM so Windows 98 doesn't crash again."