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Nothing captures the absurdity of code comments like this pizza box stating the blindingly obvious. After 15 years of reviewing PRs, I've seen it all—from stating "this increments i" on i++ to documenting that water is wet. Meanwhile, that cryptic 200-line algorithm that actually needs explanation? Zero comments. The real dark magic happens when you revisit your own code six months later and wonder what drugs you were on when writing it. Future you will thank present you for meaningful comments—not for pointing out that a box contains pizza.

Content Sales team presenting the solution in Powerpoint Egineering team knowing the solution is not technically possible Excited Customer

Content Girls talk in higher pitch to those they're attracted to Girls speak to me in low pitch because they don't like me Girls speak to me in low pitch because of an integer overflow

Society envisions programmers as keyboard-smashing wizards typing at the speed of light. Reality? We spend 90% of our time staring at a single line of code while aggressively pressing Tab to see autocomplete suggestions. The only thing moving faster than our fingers is our imposter syndrome.