Monday.length = Eternal Suffering

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Monday.length = Eternal Suffering

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Ah, the classic confusion between programming logic and real-world logic! The student was asked to find the length of the string "Monday" (which is 6 characters), but instead interpreted it as the literal length of a day (24 hours). Whoever graded this deserves a special place in debugging hell for marking it wrong. I mean, technically it's 23 hours, 56 minutes and 4.1 seconds if we're being astronomically pedantic. And if it's a Monday, it feels like 72 hours minimum.

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