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Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.

The programming language hierarchy in its natural habitat! While the "serious" languages are geared up for battle, poor HTML is just vibing in a clown costume. The eternal debate of "is HTML a programming language?" visualized perfectly. The hardened veterans of syntax and compilation stand ready, while HTML's just happy to be included in the squad. Reminds me of that one intern who shows up to the architecture meeting with nothing but enthusiasm and a vague understanding of what a for-loop is.

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Python developers have been waiting CENTURIES for the prophecy to be fulfilled, and here it is—Python 3.14.0, the version number that starts with π (3.14), scheduled for October 2025. But wait, someone's already plotting the ULTIMATE evolution: π-thon. Because why stop at mathematical perfection when you can literally rename the entire language after it? The version number in the title (3.14.69.420) is peak developer humor—combining pi, the nice number, and the weed number into one glorious semantic versioning nightmare that would make every package manager weep tears of confusion. Someone's product manager is going to have a FIELD DAY trying to explain that version scheme in the release notes. The sheer determination in those eyes says "I've been planning this joke since Python 3.0 was released" and honestly? Respect. The Python community is already preparing their π-themed memes for the release party.

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