Monday.length = Eternal Suffering

Content Keaton Patti KeatonPatti Follow I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page. OLIVE GARDEN COMMERCIAL INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes deliver what could be considered food. WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you. We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated. FRIEND 1 The menu is here. WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy. We see the lagagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary. FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens. WAITRESS Unlimited stick. We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all. FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I'm home. WAITRESS Gluten Classico. From the kitchen. We the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it 18 from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe. Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND 1 What is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 says nothing. FRIEND Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4? Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup. ANNOUNCER (wet voice) olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Here.

When you mix programming concepts with household items, disaster strikes! The joke here is a brilliant wordplay between Tupperware (the food container brand) and Tupleware (a fictional brand that makes "immutable goods"). In programming, a tuple is an ordered, immutable collection of elements. Once created, you can't modify it - just like how this poor soul can't return their 25 containers because immutability is their whole selling point! The face of pure despair is exactly what happens when you realize your variable can't be reassigned and you're stuck with that value forever. Just another day in functional programming hell!

Content I want to sort a list alphabetically while also retaining the number ordering (1 2 10). How would I do this in Python? You shouldn't use Python for this. Okay what would you suggest I use instead? S That's a stupid question. I managed to solve this (see the image.png for how), but I ran into another issue. I'm reading files from a folder. I did find out how to make sure the file exist like below: from pathlib import Path file Path("pathtofile") if file.isfile: File exists But how do I make sure the files are not corrupted? This question has already been asked. That duplicate question wasn't really related to this problem and it wasn't even in Python. In the end I decided to just check for the corrupted files manually. New problem: I want to add timestamps (current time) to the output files, but I can't get it to work consistently if some users are in different timezones. Is there someway to unify the output so timezone has no effect on the result? You should never do that. That's just stupid.

The evolution of programming weapons, perfectly illustrated. Assembler is your basic knife with a scope—minimal but precise. C is just a bullet with a hammer, because who needs safety features? C++ straps five different weapons together with duct tape and calls it "object-oriented." And then there's Python, which looks like it was designed by a committee of drunk engineers who couldn't decide what they wanted, so they included everything. "Yes, it's inefficient and ridiculous looking, but look how fast I can deploy it!"

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Content WHEN IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY OF WORK AT GOOGLE AND THEY DON'T ASK YOU TO REVERSE A LINKED LIST Years of academy training wasted!