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Companies really think you're about to have a full meltdown when they ask "Can you explain this gap in your employment?" or "Why do you want to work here?" Meanwhile, you're sitting there with the emotional range of a dial tone, wondering if they want you to cry about it or something.
The reality is you're just there to exchange labor for money, not perform in their corporate theater production. But sure, let's all pretend that "Where do you see yourself in five years?" is some kind of gotcha question that'll make you crack under pressure. Spoiler: you see yourself employed and paying rent. Revolutionary stuff.
The grumpy cat energy is strong with this one. Zero theatrics, maximum deadpan.
