Cursor Is Satan's Invention

open source Technical debt Legacy code Spaghetti code Code review Code quality Git blame Project maintenance Project handover

Programming Debugging Git

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Cursor Is Satan's Invention

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The pain of revisiting your brainchild only to find it's been "enhanced" by the new maintainers is a special kind of developer trauma. You pour your soul into clean architecture, sensible naming conventions, and thoughtful documentation—then return months later to find spaghetti code, 1000-line functions, and variables named "temp1" through "temp47." It's like watching your elegant creation get transformed into a coding horror show that would make even Stack Overflow moderators weep. The git blame feature becomes your personal torture device as you scroll through the commit history and whisper "what have they done to you?"

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