You Are Sheltering Vibe Coders

Poor girl just wants to be the semicolon in his code, but he's a Python developer - the language that famously uses indentation instead of semicolons to terminate statements! Her dreams of syntax significance shattered in an instant. She'll have to settle for being the whitespace in his life, which honestly sounds like a relationship with proper boundaries.

Content don't write comments. My code documents itself. The code: pryntm pwyntcreu(cyson dwbl x, cyson dubl y) pwyntm pwynt dyrannu(mainto(pwyntm)); pwynt-x x; pwynt-y y; dychwelyd pwynt; gwagLe pwyntrhydd(pwyntm pwynt) 1 os(pwynt DIM) dychwelyd; rhydd(pwynt); pwynt DIM; pwyntm pwyntychwanequ(cyson pwyntm a, cyson pwyntm b) dychwelyd pwyntcreu(a-x b-x, a2v b-): gwagle pwyntcynydd (pwyntm pwynt, cyson pwyntm gwerthcynyddran) pwynt-x gwerthcynyddran-x; pwynt-y gwerthcynyddran-y; gwagle pwyntallbwn(cyson pwyntm prynt, cyson cymeriade enw) allbwn(s: (lf, lf)n", enw, pwynt-x, prynt-y) ; cyfanrif prif0) pwyntm a pwyntcreu(11, 7); pwyntm b pwyntcreu(23, 11); pwyntm canlyniad pwyntychwanegu(a, b) ; pwyntallbwn(canlyniad, "Canlyniad"); pwyntrhydd(a); canys (cyfanrif 1 0; 1 5; i) pwyntcynydd (canlyniad, b); pwyntallbwn (canlyniad, "Canlyniad"); pwyntrhydd (b) ; pwyntrhydd (canlyniad); dychwelyd ALLANFALLWYDDIANT;

Welcome to the Linux kernel's GitHub page, where the pull requests are apparently doubling as Tinder profiles. Nothing says "I understand open source contribution" like announcing your relationship status in a PR title. What's next? "Fixed memory leak, also I do CrossFit"? "Optimized driver code, btw I'm vegan"? "Patched security vulnerability, anyone want to see my cat pics?" And 504 open PRs? Linus must be having an aneurysm somewhere. The only thing getting merged here is desperation with code.

Content BUT WE ONLY DO SO WE CHANGE OUR CLOCKS BY AN HOUR AND EVERYTHING BREAKS THIS ONCE A YEAR RIGHT? RIGHT?

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The developer equivalent of "Sorry, I wrote this code on a Friday at 4:55 PM." Instead of implementing responsive design (you know, that thing we've been doing for over a decade), this brave soul just slapped a "Go to desktop" message with the most honest excuse in web development history. Somewhere, a UI/UX designer is having heart palpitations while a product manager frantically adds "mobile responsiveness" to next sprint's backlog. Revolutionary approach to work-life balance though!