You Are Sheltering Vibe Coders

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You Are Sheltering Vibe Coders

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The interrogation room just got a new tech twist. That moment when your tech lead discovers you've been hiding junior developers who write aesthetic code that doesn't actually work. Sure, the indentation is perfect and the variable names are poetic, but the application crashes if a user breathes too hard. Your defense? "But look how clean the console logs are!"

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