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The Artistic FizzBuzz Massacre

The Artistic FizzBuzz Massacre
Behold the FizzBuzz solution that thinks it's a Picasso! Someone redefined all the brackets and braces with custom ASCII art, then implemented the most over-interviewed algorithm in history. It's like putting a tuxedo on a coding test everyone's seen a million times. The real art here isn't the FizzBuzz solution—it's making your code reviewer question their will to live when they have to maintain this masterpiece. Bonus points for the pretentious title "Just Art" as if this isn't the coding equivalent of wearing a fedora to a job interview.

What The Font

What The Font
When you ask a frontend dev to show their CSS and they hit you with a calligraphy lesson instead. This dude's code looks like it belongs in a museum, not a text editor. The irony of using fancy cursive font to write CSS that's supposed to style a website is just *chef's kiss*. It's like writing your grocery list in Shakespearean English. Sure, it technically works, but good luck debugging that masterpiece at 4:59 PM on a Friday when production is down.

Three D Donut In C Tastes Good

Three D Donut In C Tastes Good
Ah, the infamous donut.c! Non-programmers think we're building fancy holograms and saving the world, but in reality we're spending 14 hours writing ASCII art that renders a spinning torus in the terminal. The absolute peak of C programming isn't creating operating systems—it's crafting mathematically precise donut code that outputs... another donut. It's the programming equivalent of Inception, but with more trigonometry and fewer Leonardo DiCaprios. The real flex isn't that it works, but that someone managed to format the code itself into a donut shape while it generates a donut. That's not just programming—that's art .