Create Your Own Git For Mother's Day

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Create Your Own Git For Mother's Day

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When marketing emails try to hijack developer lingo... Pandora really thought they could trick us with "Create your own git for Mother's Day" instead of just saying "gift." Nice try, Pandora, but the only repositories I'm creating are for code, not jewelry. And that unsubscribe button is looking mighty tempting after this git commit to marketing failure.

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