Stability: When The Apocalypse Changes Nothing

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When you're debugging that impossible issue and everyone around you just looks like a bunch of identical rubber ducks! The meme perfectly captures the practice of "rubber duck debugging" where programmers explain their code to an inanimate rubber duck to find solutions. Meanwhile, normal folks just see... you know... actual human coworkers. The irony is that talking to the duck is often more productive than asking Dave from backend who's just going to say "works on my machine" anyway.

Content A DUMB PYTHON JOKE BY NEURALNINE Why does Python live on land? Because it's above C-level.

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Oh. My. GOODNESS. The absolute TRAGEDY of C++ mastery captured in its full horrifying glory! 😱 Our poor protagonist starts as a sweet innocent programmer, only to be CONSUMED by the dark arts of pointers and memory management! Those horns? They're not fashion - they're the physical manifestation of the DEMONIC KNOWLEDGE required to tame C++! And that final panel? DEVASTATING! "How long was I gone?" Our hero emerges from their C++ enlightenment only to discover they've sacrificed YEARS of their life to the language gods! Their friends and family? GONE! Their youth? VANISHED! All for the ability to manually manage memory and argue about template metaprogramming at parties! The price of power is steep, darlings. C++ doesn't just take your time - it takes your SOUL! 💀