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No Hash Map, No Problem (Actually, Big Problem)
Javascript Android Programming
18 hours ago 54.4K views 0 shares
No Hash Map, No Problem (Actually, Big Problem)
Whoever wrote this switch statement clearly never heard of a HashMap. They're out here mapping Samsung Galaxy Buds models to their product codes like it's 1999. Instead of this monstrosity with 10+ case statements, they could've just done: const productCodes = {"Galaxy Buds FE": "R400XX", ...} and then return productCodes[var] || "default"; But hey, who needs elegant solutions when you can write code that scrolls for days? Bonus points for the completely random product codes that follow no logical pattern whatsoever. Samsung's engineers are probably the same people who name their variables a1, a2, a3...

Wtf Is A Lash Map
Programming Algorithms Javascript Python Java
7 days ago 154.4K views 0 shares
Wtf Is A Lash Map
When your non-tech friend texts you at 2:12 AM about "lash maps" and your sleep-deprived brain immediately goes into developer mode. Sure, I'll explain hashmaps while you're planning your eyelash extensions. Nothing says friendship like explaining O(1) lookup time to someone who just wanted beauty advice. Next time I'll ask if they want to hear about binary trees while they're shopping for actual trees.

What Do You Mean Other Structures
Algorithms Programming Python Java
2 months ago 117.6K views 0 shares
What Do You Mean Other Structures
Look at this poor, emaciated HashMap cow being MILKED TO DEATH by this cheerful LeetCode farmer! 💀 The absolute AUDACITY! While the rest of the programming world has moved on to fancy data structures, this person is still greeting their HashMap like it's their only friend in the coding universe! "Good mor-ning sunshine!" SERIOUSLY?! It's like watching someone use the same hammer for EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM because they once successfully hit a nail with it. HashMap for this, HashMap for that—what's next, HashMap to calculate rocket trajectories?! The rest of us are over here with our balanced trees, graphs, and priority queues crying in the corner!