Within Every Programmer

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The eternal battle raging in every developer's mind. One wolf whispers, "Keep that stable paycheck and health insurance," while the other howls, "Throw it all away for your revolutionary app idea that's basically just Uber but for plant watering." The second wolf conveniently forgets to mention the 99% startup failure rate, endless ramen dinners, and explaining to your parents why you left a six-figure job to build something that already exists with "blockchain technology." Yet we still feed that white wolf every time we open GitHub at midnight...

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