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Within Every Programmer
Programming Webdev Frontend Backend
8 hours ago 73.6K views 0 shares
Within Every Programmer
The eternal battle raging in every developer's mind. One wolf whispers, "Keep that stable paycheck and health insurance," while the other howls, "Throw it all away for your revolutionary app idea that's basically just Uber but for plant watering." The second wolf conveniently forgets to mention the 99% startup failure rate, endless ramen dinners, and explaining to your parents why you left a six-figure job to build something that already exists with "blockchain technology." Yet we still feed that white wolf every time we open GitHub at midnight...

Main Event Match: The Startup Dream Team
Programming Agile
27 days ago 147.8K views 0 shares
Main Event Match: The Startup Dream Team
The ultimate startup formula: take one engineer who writes "Hello World" tutorials, add a marketer whose entire strategy is "let's go viral," shake hands, and boom – you've got a "Vibe Startup." This unholy alliance is how we end up with apps that crash every 3 minutes but have really cool logos. The tech industry's version of two people who can't swim deciding to cross the Atlantic together because "how hard could it be?" Spoiler alert: 90% of these handshakes end with both parties back on LinkedIn within 8 months.

How To Become A Millionaire As A Game Developer
Gamedev Unity Programming
1 month ago 156.5K views 0 shares
How To Become A Millionaire As A Game Developer
Ah, the classic indie game developer financial strategy! Why struggle with bootstrapping when you can just burn through a fortune instead? The gaming industry's version of "how to make a small fortune in aviation: start with a large one." Most indie devs are out here eating ramen while debugging collision detection at 3 AM, but apparently the secret sauce was just having a billion dollars to begin with. Silly me, I've been doing it all wrong!

Security Is Not Important
Security Webdev Programming
2 months ago 116.4K views 0 shares
Security Is Not Important
The brutal truth from a seasoned dev who's seen too many startups crash and burn. While security professionals are having panic attacks about SQL injection, the average "vibe-based" app developer is just trying to ship something— anything —that someone might actually use. That "move fast and break things" mentality isn't just a motto—it's financial survival. Your app with military-grade encryption is worthless if nobody wants it. The harsh reality? Most apps die from irrelevance, not hackers. Security can always be patched later... if you're lucky enough to have users who care.

Praying For Todo List Unicorn Status
Programming Webdev React Javascript Frontend
3 months ago 138.5K views 0 shares
Praying For Todo List Unicorn Status
That desperate moment when you've helped your friend build yet another todo list app (because the world definitely needs more of those), and now your entire financial future depends on VCs mistaking it for the next Notion. The prayer hands emoji really sells the desperation – like "please let this basic CRUD app with a gradient button somehow become worth billions before my landlord evicts me." The best part? The unspoken agreement that if it fails, you're both going back to debugging legacy PHP for enterprise.

The Perfect Startup Formula
Programming Agile
3 months ago 123.2K views 0 shares
The Perfect Startup Formula
Ah, the perfect startup recipe – combine one person who can't actually build the product with another who can't actually sell it! It's like watching two people who can't swim high-five each other before jumping into the ocean. "We'll figure it out as we sink!" The magical handshake that transforms incompetence into a venture capital pitch deck. Somehow these partnerships still manage to raise millions before anyone realizes neither founder knows what they're doing. Silicon Valley alchemy at its finest!

Startups Summed Up: The Blind Leading The Blind
Programming Agile
3 months ago 111.3K views 0 shares
Startups Summed Up: The Blind Leading The Blind
The perfect recipe for a startup: take one developer who writes code like they're blindfolded typing with oven mitts, add a marketer whose entire strategy is "make the logo bigger," and voilà! You've got yourself a company valued at $10M pre-revenue. It's the blind leading the blind into a Series A funding round. The handshake represents that magical moment when two people who have absolutely no idea what they're doing decide they should definitely do it together—and somehow convince venture capitalists to throw money at them. The real miracle is that this partnership occasionally creates unicorns. The tech industry: where incompetence meets incompetence and somehow equals disruption.

Startupping Intensifies
Agile Webdev Programming
3 months ago 136.7K views 1 shares
Startupping Intensifies
Ah, the classic "sell the dream, build it later" startup strategy. These two are basically running the tech equivalent of a Ponzi scheme with PowerPoint slides. They've mastered the ancient art of "requirement gathering" by letting the customer unknowingly fund the entire development cycle. The beauty is that by the time the customer realizes they've paid for vaporware, you've either built something that kinda works or secured another round of funding from some VC who thinks "pre-revenue" is a legitimate business model. Ten years in the industry and I've seen this cycle repeat more times than git commits on a Friday afternoon. The smug expressions say it all – "Can you believe they actually bought that demo we cobbled together last night?"

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I Want To Be A Solo Game Dev!
Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
3 months ago 103.6K views 0 shares
I Want To Be A Solo Game Dev!
Congrats on escaping the corporate prison! Now you're in a self-imposed solitary confinement with no weekends, no benefits, and a boss who never stops pushing deadlines (it's you). That dream of making the next Stardew Valley quickly transforms into debugging collision detection at 3AM while your Steam backlog grows and your social life withers. The irony of trading 40 hours of structured misery for 168 hours of chaotic passion is just *chef's kiss*. But hey, at least your commute is shorter and pants are optional.

I Am An Indie Hacker
Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
4 months ago 130.8K views 0 shares
I Am An Indie Hacker
Ah yes, the indie hacker paradox. Building that revolutionary SaaS app that will "disrupt the industry" while simultaneously avoiding anything resembling actual employment. The dream isn't to work—it's to create a passive income stream so you can post beach laptop photos on Twitter while your Stripe notifications fund your avocado toast. Six months later, you're still "pre-revenue" but have strong opinions about VC funding.

Billion Dollar Idea (And You Can Code It In A Weekend)
Programming Webdev Agile
4 months ago 136.5K views 0 shares
Billion Dollar Idea (And You Can Code It In A Weekend)
The universal startup formula: someone with zero technical knowledge but a "revolutionary idea" chasing down the nearest programmer they can find. "I'll handle the business side" translates to "I'll take 90% equity while you build the entire product." The programmer's running away is the most technically accurate part of the whole scenario. Just another day where someone thinks their Uber-but-for-dog-walkers concept is worth billions while the implementation is apparently just "some coding stuff."

Being Your Own Boss Be Like
Cloud Webdev AWS Programming
5 months ago 183.2K views 0 shares
Being Your Own Boss Be Like
The entrepreneurial dream vs harsh reality in one perfect meme. Top panel: "I OWN AN SAAS" - that glorious moment when you convince yourself you're the next tech billionaire because you cobbled together a subscription service that might generate dozens of dollars per month. Bottom panel: "I'M BROKE AS FUCK" - the crushing financial reality after paying for AWS instances, domain renewals, marketing tools, and that fancy standing desk you "needed" for productivity. The startup life cycle compressed into four brutally honest words. Welcome to bootstrapping, where your bank account and mental health compete to see which crashes first!