App development Memes

Ah yes, the great AI revolution. Step 1: Take existing app. Step 2: Slap on a swirly logo with some hexagons. Step 3: Add "AI" somewhere. Step 4: Profit. Remember when we used to actually code things? Now we just prompt an LLM and hope it doesn't hallucinate our database credentials into a public repo. The modern equivalent of "just add blockchain" from 2017, except this time with more venture capital and fewer functioning products.

OH MY GOD, LOOK AT THAT CHART! Grok with 25 updates while everyone else is barely crawling with 2-3? Honey, that's not "evolving faster" – that's the digital equivalent of throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks! 💅 When your app needs TWENTY-FIVE updates in two weeks, you're not winning the AI race – you're winning the "our first version was a catastrophic dumpster fire" award! The rest of those companies are just sitting there like "maybe test before release?" But who has time for that when you're busy being REVOLUTIONARY?! The absolute DRAMA of bragging about how many times you had to fix your broken toy. Next up: "My car is the fastest because I've replaced the engine 25 times this month!"