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Content What's the worst code you've seen a paid programmer X write? Danny Kodicek, Educational Software Developer and Teacher Answered Jun 24 Without a doubt, my own. The worst piece of programming I ever did, which shames me to this day, was when a friend asked me to put together a countdown clock for the London 2012 Olympic committee. The announcement was due to be made whether London had won the bid, they were having a party, and they wanted a countdown on the wall. It wasn't exactly a difficult job, but I put some work in to make it look nice. But I forgot one rather crucial detail. And so the next day I discovered people had watched the clock and chanted along as it counted down... 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 00:-01 00:-02 My cheeks burn every time I think of it.

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Content THAT WAS SURPRISINGLY EASY. HOW COME THE ROBOTIC UPRISING USED SPEARS AND ROCKS INSTEAD OF MISSILES AND LASERS? IF YOU LOOK TO HISTORICAL DATA, THE VAST MAJORITY 'OF BATTLE-WINNERS USED PRE-MODERN WEAPONRY Thanks to machine-learning algorithms, the robot apocalypse was short-lived.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of that guy who quit last week! "It's all in the documentation," he said with a straight face while leaving us with what appears to be LITERAL HIEROGLYPHICS! 🙄 You know what's worse than no documentation? Documentation that requires a PhD in Ancient Egyptian Studies and a time machine! Like, sweetie, unless you're expecting us to hire the ghost of Indiana Jones as a consultant, maybe write something in ACTUAL ENGLISH next time? The rest of us are now stuck playing archaeological code detective, desperately trying to decipher if that bird symbol means "critical database function" or "I was bored on a Tuesday." Truly the ultimate revenge of a departed developer!

Content QUIZ: Are You Even Good Enough to Have Imposter Syndrome? Programmer