Boss We're Upgrading Now

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Boss We're Upgrading Now

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Nothing says "modern software development" quite like being held hostage by a codebase that's older than your career. The error message demanding version 14.0 or greater is the cherry on top—because apparently your company's legacy project is still running on a language version from when flip phones were cool. Meanwhile, management keeps asking why the new features are taking so long. Maybe because we're trying to build a rocket ship with stone tools? The best part is knowing that even if you DO upgrade, you'll spend the next three months fixing breaking changes and dealing with dependencies that haven't been maintained since the Obama administration.

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