When Prototypes Become Products

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When Prototypes Become Products

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Oh, the AUDACITY! There you are, slaving away on a quick Proof of Concept that's held together with digital duct tape and wishful thinking, when management swoops in like vultures and declares your fragile prototype "production ready." That smile? That's the face of someone who just heard their weekend project is now going to be supporting millions of users! Nothing says "we value quality" like taking code that was LITERALLY NEVER MEANT TO SCALE and throwing it into production because it "seems to work well enough." Congratulations, your 3 AM caffeine-fueled hack job is now a "feature" that you'll be maintaining until the heat death of the universe! 🎉

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