When Prototypes Become Products

Content Question CSE 102 69. Write a programme to print the pattern. 1 4 6 9 11 13 17 19 21 23 My Answer include stdio.h int main() printf("1n"); printf("4 6n"); printf("9 11 13n); printf("17 19 21 23n"); return 0; Me Teacher

Oh snap! ChatGPT out here teaching C programming like it's handing out candy! 🍬 The joke is that when someone says "ChatGPT is useful for beginners," ChatGPT responds with some hardcore C code using malloc() to allocate memory for a string. That's like saying "swimming is easy" and then throwing someone into the deep end with sharks! Memory management in C is basically the final boss of programming that makes grown developers cry. Nothing says "beginner-friendly" like manual memory allocation that can crash your entire system if you forget to free it later! 💀

Content WATSKY gwatsky always work on two projects at once. that way you can procrastinate on project A by messing around on project B, and when you get tired of project B you can waste time by working on project A. you will be twice as productive while doing nothing but procrastinate

The eternal database holy war visualized as three dragons. "SQL" (pronounced like "sequel") is the menacing one, "SEQUEL" (the actual word) is the terrifying one, and "SQUEAL" (like a pig sound) is the derpy one with its tongue out. After 15 years in the industry, I've stopped correcting people. Say it however you want - the database will still ignore your perfectly crafted query and throw a syntax error anyway.

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Someone named Devin on the team got fired, and the devs decided to immortalize the moment by removing the @ts-expect-error comment that was basically saying "yeah TypeScript will yell at you here, but trust me bro, it works." The deleted comment is pure gold though: "DEVIN, STOP REMOVING THIS LINE YOU DUMBASS, YES TYPESCRIPT DOES THROW AN ERROR IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT, NO THIS IS NOT 'UNUSED', AND YES YOU HAVE BROKEN OUR CI PIPELINE EVERY TIME YOU DO IT" You can almost feel the rage of whoever wrote that after Devin broke the build for the third time in a week. Poor Devin probably thought they were being helpful by "cleaning up unused code" without understanding what @ts-expect-error actually does. Now that Devin's gone, the comment can finally be removed... because there's no one left to keep removing it. RIP to the CI pipeline's most frequent visitor.