Who Said Coding Is Stressful?

Content How a shower should work: int temperature; How they really work: boolean temperature;

Content GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT I INFORM YOU IWAS SUCH A BAD DEV, I JUST GOT PROMOTED TO PRODUCT OWNER ProdrammerHumor. io

Content So will refactoring the code improve the loading time? ot really So tell me - why is it always the same old story with you guys wanting to refactor everything! I NEED TO KNOW!! Will it improve security then? So... it's for browser compatibility? Absolutely not Because, as devs, if we know we've left messy code, we can't stop thinking about it: when we wake up in the morning, at lunchtime, in the evening when we go home, and when we're trying to go to sleep. "t haunts us, you know?? IT HAUNTS US! CommitStrip.com

Content Software Engineer Nerdius geekius computerus Native Range The elusive Software Engineer is a nocturnal creature, rarely found at their desks before 10 or 11 in the morning, but often staying late into the night. They dislike being interrupted while at work, and it is theorized that their penchant for twilight hours is an evolutionary adaptation to reduce breaks in their trance-like state of coding. Not suprisingly, Software Engineers are soli- tary creatures, except for the occasional gather- ings called "code reviews." In these gather- ings, engineers gently pace around a clearing sizing up each other's work. Although occa- sional battles will erupt, they mostly end with- out injury, and the engineers will retreat to their desks and continue to hibernate. Diet: Pizza, caffeinated beverages, potato chips Conservation Status: Endangered (due to poaching and head hunting) Fun Fact: Software Engineers have been known to kill each other in brutal fights over indentation styles.

Content Chris Albon chrisalbon Software engineering pro-tip: Follow Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this week. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your parent's wifi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your racist uncle. 8:49 PM - 19 Dec 2017 11,775 Retweets 23,488 Likes 254 17 12K 23K Sat

Content Sith Programmer SithProgrammer We don't use Git in our office (unbelievable right?) so we play AmongUs IRL. Every now and then we call an emergency meeting and decide who wrote these crappy module and sabotaged our plans to meet deadline. 8:07 PM 16 Sep 20 Twitter for Android