Who Said Coding Is Stressful?

Ah, the digital equivalent of homeopathy! This meme brilliantly parodies the misguided logic of "what doesn't kill your PC makes it stronger." The top panel shows a disinterested Pooh bear representing the boring, responsible approach of using antivirus software as intended. Meanwhile, fancy tuxedo Pooh in the bottom panel represents the galaxy-brain move of deliberately downloading viruses to "train" your computer's immune system—as if your Dell XPS is going to start developing antibodies after surviving a trojan. It's basically CrossFit for your CPU, except instead of gaining muscle, you're just losing all your banking credentials.

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Lockdown rules: "Don't travel, don't socialize, stay inside." Regular humans: *suffering in agony* Programmers: *laughing maniacally* "You mean I've been training for this my entire career?" Let's be honest—social distancing is just the government officially endorsing our preferred lifestyle. Finally, a pandemic that validates our choice to stay up until 4 AM coding instead of going to parties! The only difference is now we have an excuse our relatives actually accept.

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Content What do you do? I work at Google, you? I google at work.