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Ah, the seven deadly archetypes of every engineering team. I've worked with all of these people, and I've been all these people—sometimes in the same sprint. My personal favorite is "The Silent Operator" who hasn't spoken since the company holiday party of 2019 but somehow commits the exact fix at 2 AM while everyone else is arguing in Slack. And don't get me started on "The System Rebuilder." Sure, event sourcing sounds amazing in theory—right up until you're explaining to the CEO why the shopping cart needs six months of refactoring. The real unicorn is someone who's none of these. If you find them, lock the door and hide their passport.

Oh honey, the BETRAYAL! They really had you out there fighting bears and solving the traveling salesman problem in O(n) time during the interview, only to have you spend the next six months updating CSS padding values and fixing typos in email templates. The technical interview is basically a boss battle from Dark Souls where they ask you to reverse a binary tree while standing on one leg, but then the actual job is just you sitting in meetings discussing whether the button should be #0066FF or #0066FE. The whiplash is absolutely DEVASTATING.

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