The Year Of Linux Desktop: Coming Soon Since 1991

OMG, the eternal prophecy of "Linux on desktop" is basically the tech world's equivalent of waiting for your crush to text you back! 💔 These time travelers thought they'd witness something REVOLUTIONARY only to discover they've landed in the ENDLESS VOID where Linux desktop domination is still "coming next year" for the 8,472nd consecutive year! The year of Linux desktop is simultaneously always approaching and never arriving – it's basically quantum computing for operating systems! Meanwhile, Windows users are just sipping tea and watching the show continue for another millennium.