The Year Of Linux Desktop: Coming Soon Since 1991

Content kleampa not-paid Public Client did not pay? Add opacity to the body tag and decrease it every day until their site completely fades away 9.6k stars Y 738 forks Star Watch Code 11 Pull requests Actions Securit

The joke here is that the two images are exactly the same , implying that Fedora 43 brought absolutely zero visible changes despite all the hype around the update. As someone who's been through countless Linux distro updates, this hits right in the soul. We spend hours upgrading, reading release notes about "revolutionary improvements," only to find everything looks and feels identical. The changelog probably has 500 entries about kernel optimizations none of us will ever notice. But hey, at least it still works, which is honestly more than I expected from a major version update.

SWEET MERCIFUL CODE GODS! Someone actually wrote a bot that posts the EXACT SAME recycled jokes we see daily on r/ProgrammerHumor! 😱 This masterpiece of automation randomly selects from the greatest hits collection: "Linux > Windows," "JavaScript sucks," and my personal favorite "how to exit vim" (a question that has trapped developers in terminal purgatory since the dawn of time). The tragic part? This bot would ABSOLUTELY farm more karma than my actual coding projects. Why spend weeks building something useful when you can just scream "SEMICOLON MISSING" and watch the upvotes roll in? Programming culture is officially eating itself!

Content Hey you goin' to sleep? Yes, now shut up The code you pushed to GitHub has your database password

The perfect C programming paradox: wanting a Ferrari-fast language with zero guardrails while simultaneously fearing the inevitable segfault crash. First panel: Our passionate C evangelist gives a technically flawless dissertation on C's unmatched performance, hardware control, and memory manipulation prowess. The anime-style "mad scientist" expression perfectly captures that maniacal devotion C veterans have when explaining pointer arithmetic to the uninitiated. Second panel: Reality check! The same developer wants both race car speed AND buffer overflow protection—two things that are fundamentally at odds in C. It's like wanting to drive 200mph while complaining about the lack of seatbelts. The "just don't segfault" advice is peak C programming culture—like telling someone "just don't crash" instead of installing airbags. The final broken expression is every C programmer after their 47th memory leak debugging session.

Content A CRYPTO NERD'S IMAGINATION: HIS LAPTOP'S ENCRYPTED. LET'S BUILD A MILLION-DOLLAR CLUSTER TO CRACK IT. NO GOOD! IT'S 4096-BIT RSA! BLAST! OUR EVIL PLAN 15 FOILED! WHAT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN: HIS LAPTOP'S ENcRYPTED. DRUG HIM AND HIT HIM WITH THIS 5 WRENCH UNTIL HE TELLS US THE PASSWORD GOT IT.