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Power Surge Incoming
Java Programming Debugging
15 days ago 76.3K views 0 shares
Power Surge Incoming
Just 5 minutes of Java coding and suddenly you're generating enough stress-electricity to power a small country. The bracelet isn't even necessary at this point – your frustration with verbose syntax and NullPointerExceptions has you shooting lightning from your fingertips like some coding deity having an existential crisis. Oracle should really consider pivoting their business model. Forget cloud services – just hook up Java developers to the power grid and we could solve the global energy crisis overnight.

Who Said Coding Is Stressful?
Programming Debugging Testing
2 months ago 77.4K views 0 shares
Who Said Coding Is Stressful?
The juxtaposition between the elderly person in the image and "Marjorie, 27" is peak developer humor. Those asterisks around "love" are doing some heavy lifting—the universal syntax for "this variable contains pure sarcasm." Every developer knows that feeling when you're 3 weeks into debugging a race condition and your soul has aged 50 years. Your LinkedIn still says 27, but your git blame history has you looking like you invented COBOL.

Low Stress Jobs (According To Google)
Programming Webdev Devops Git Javascript
3 months ago 128.8K views 1 shares
Low Stress Jobs (According To Google)
Whoever told Google that software development is "low-stress" clearly never had to fix a production bug at 2 AM while the CEO breathes down their neck. Next thing you'll tell me is that JavaScript frameworks don't change every 12 minutes and git merge conflicts resolve themselves! The irony is so rich it could pay off my student loans from that CS degree that promised me a "balanced lifestyle."