One Line Of Code, Two Games Of Procrastination

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One Line Of Code, Two Games Of Procrastination

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Ah, the productivity paradox of modern development. Write a single line of code and suddenly your brain demands a two-hour reward break playing League of Legends. The mental gymnastics we perform to justify this is Olympic-level: "I deserve this," "I'm letting my subconscious work on the problem," or my personal favorite, "I'm researching user engagement patterns." Meanwhile, that one line of code is probably just a comment you'll delete tomorrow. The ultimate developer self-deception loop: minimal effort → maximum reward → crushing guilt → repeat.

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