Where Is My 500K

That moment when you finish your "Hello World" tutorial and stare at the massive cargo ship of production code you're about to navigate. It's like bringing a water pistol to a tsunami. What they don't teach you in bootcamp: that cute little console.log is just the tip of a very deep, very scary iceberg filled with legacy code, tech debt, and config files that haven't been touched since 2012 because "nobody remembers what they do but everything breaks when you change them."

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Product Manager: "I want developers to lower me into my grave so they can LET ME DOWN one last time." Developer: "At least this requirement is clear." QA Engineer: "But is it though? With coffin or without? Which developers? What's the timeline? Need acceptance criteria for 'lowering'. Please clarify the definition of 'grave'. What's our fallback plan if developers are unavailable? Have we considered edge cases like zombie apocalypse?" The eternal dev cycle: PM makes vague request → Dev thinks they understand → QA finds 47 ambiguities that nobody considered. Rinse and repeat until retirement... or funeral.

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