Brave Programmer's Last Words

Congratulations, you were born at the perfect time to experience the thrilling adventure of... tracking bugs in Jira, sending desperate emails in Gmail, taking notes in Notion, coding in VS Code, chatting in Slack, and designing in Figma. Meanwhile, our ancestors got to ride horses into battle and our descendants will get cool mech suits. But hey, at least we have dark mode.

When your antivirus flags a "Hello World" program as malware. That moment when Visual Studio thinks your perfectly innocent C++ code is actually a sophisticated cyber attack. The compiler's paranoia level is over 9000! Meanwhile, you're just sitting there like a misunderstood genius whose revolutionary "print" statement is clearly too powerful for this world. Security systems trembling before the might of your semicolons.

Content When the code compiled with O errors and O warnings I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING, BUT I KNOW I'M DOING IT REALLY, REALLY WELL.

Content Visual Studio: There's unreachable code Me: Removes the code App: Crashes Me: hmm

The AUDACITY of this tiny $5 speaker! There you are, lying in bed, completely BAFFLED why your precious computer won't work, while this smug little piece of hardware is DESPERATELY trying to communicate with you through its primitive language of beeps and boops! It's literally SCREAMING diagnostic codes at you while you stare blankly at the ceiling wondering if you should just throw the whole PC away. And then the MOMENT OF REVELATION hits you like a truck - "Oh wait, that annoying little speaker I never paid attention to was actually trying to SAVE MY LIFE this whole time?!" The betrayal you feel towards yourself is immeasurable.

Oh, so we're just casually letting ChatGPT debug our code now? Just gonna throw our errors at the AI overlords and pray they send back working code? The sheer AUDACITY of this approach is both horrifying and... honestly kinda genius? Like, why spend hours understanding your own code when you can just ask ChatGPT "Fix for: [incomprehensible error message]" and call it a day? The future of programming is literally just vibing with AI and hoping for the best. Senior developers are SHAKING right now. Stack Overflow is in SHAMBLES. We've gone from copy-pasting solutions to automating the entire process of not knowing what we're doing. Revolutionary.