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Tech Influencers
Programming AI Webdev
1 day ago 164.2K views 0 shares
Tech Influencers
Remember when tech influencers actually knew what a linked list was? Now they're basically glorified clickbait farms telling you to "smash that subscribe button" while an AI writes their entire tutorial. The devolution is real: from teaching data structures and algorithms to "10 ChatGPT prompts that will CHANGE YOUR LIFE" with a thumbnail that looks like they just witnessed a server crash. The "back then" era had people building compilers for breakfast. Now it's all engagement metrics and affiliate links to courses they didn't even create. Quality content got replaced by the algorithm's demands, and here we are.

When Someone Shares A Social Media Link
Webdev Security Programming Frontend Backend
1 day ago 208.2K views 0 shares
When Someone Shares A Social Media Link
You know that friend who sends you a YouTube link that's basically a novel? Yeah, those URLs with ?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=spring2024&fbclid=IwAR2x... going on for three miles. Every single one of those parameters is tracking where you came from, what you clicked, and probably what you had for breakfast. The privacy-conscious dev in you wants to strip all that surveillance garbage before you click, but then you realize you'd need to explain UTM parameters to your non-tech friends and suddenly you're the paranoid guy at the party. Just smile, nod, and mentally note that Facebook now knows you two are connected. Again. Pro tip: Everything after the ? is usually tracking. You're welcome.

You Piece Of Vibe Coder You Are Not Senior Dev Understand
Programming Webdev
11 days ago 239.6K views 0 shares
You Piece Of Vibe Coder You Are Not Senior Dev Understand
Nothing triggers a real senior dev quite like seeing some fresh-faced 21-year-old on Instagram claiming "Senior Developer" in their bio. Kid probably just finished their bootcamp last Tuesday and suddenly they're out here acting like they've survived production incidents at 3 AM, dealt with legacy code from 2003, or had to explain to management why "just make it work like Facebook" isn't a valid requirement. Senior isn't just about knowing React hooks or writing clean code. It's about the battle scars—the time you accidentally dropped the production database, the merge conflicts that made you question your career choices, the technical debt you inherited from three developers ago who all quit. You earn that title through years of pain, not by watching YouTube tutorials and calling yourself a "10x engineer." But hey, LinkedIn influencer culture has everyone speedrunning their careers these days. Next thing you know, teenagers will be listing "CTO" because they deployed a Next.js app to Vercel.

Do You Agree?
Git Webdev Programming
12 days ago 198.0K views 0 shares
Do You Agree?
The hierarchy of developer street cred, accurately depicted. Instagram followers? Cool story bro. Twitter followers? Getting warmer. Reddit followers? Now we're talking actual technical respect. But that single GitHub follower? That's someone who looked at your code, didn't immediately run away screaming, and hit follow anyway. That's basically a marriage proposal in developer terms. Social media clout means nothing when your repos are empty. But one person who willingly subscribed to your commit history? That's validation that actually matters. They're basically saying "I trust your code enough to get notifications about it." Peak achievement unlocked.

What For 1 Follower In Real Life
Git Webdev Programming
16 days ago 251.8K views 0 shares
What For 1 Follower In Real Life
Getting 1,000 Instagram followers? Cool, whatever. 100 Twitter followers? Meh, decent. 5 Reddit followers? Now we're talking—you're basically a celebrity because who even follows people on Reddit? But ONE GitHub follower? *Chef's kiss* You've ascended to godhood. Someone looked at your spaghetti code, your half-finished projects, and your README that just says "TODO," and thought, "Yes, I need MORE of this in my life." That's not just validation, that's a spiritual awakening. Move over influencers, we've got a developer who someone actually wants to stalk... I mean, follow... for their code commits.

Reddit Is Safe
Webdev
19 days ago 323.1K views 0 shares
Reddit Is Safe
When you map the seven deadly sins to tech platforms and somehow Reddit doesn't make the cut. That's either the greatest compliment or the most savage burn depending on how you look at it. The real question is: what sin would Reddit even be? Wrath from the comment sections? Sloth from doomscrolling for 6 hours straight? Pride from the "well actually" crowd? Turns out Reddit committed ALL the sins so efficiently it transcended the list entirely. It's not that Reddit is safe—it's that Reddit is the entire church of degeneracy that birthed these seven sins in the first place. Meanwhile LinkedIn gets assigned Pride, which is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Nothing says pride like humble-bragging about your "journey" in a 10-paragraph essay with motivational hashtags.

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The People Interested In Playing My Game Can Be Categorised Into Two Groups
Gamedev Programming
1 month ago 264.6K views 0 shares
The People Interested In Playing My Game Can Be Categorised Into Two Groups
Group 1: "Stop posting and finish the game already." Group 2: "I wouldn't even know about your game if you stopped posting." The indie gamedev's eternal paradox—you're either procrastinating on social media or you're invisible. Both groups are right, which is the most painful part. You're simultaneously a marketing genius and the reason your game won't ship until 2027. The Godot engine won't save you from this existential crisis, friend.

Even When You Put Much Effort Into A Showcase Post
Gamedev Unity Programming
1 month ago 265.3K views 0 shares
Even When You Put Much Effort Into A Showcase Post
You spend six months building your indie game, write a heartfelt post about your journey, include screenshots, a trailer, and your soul. You hit submit with cautious optimism. Result: 1 upvote, 0 comments. The void stares back. The same subreddit where someone posted "I made Pong in Excel" got 47k upvotes yesterday. Your smile fades faster than your motivation to ever post again. The game dev grind is real, but the showcase post grind? That's a different kind of pain.

Zuckerberg Be Like
Webdev Frontend
1 month ago 218.0K views 1 shares
Zuckerberg Be Like
The guy who built an empire on addictive dopamine-driven feeds and infinite scroll mechanics doesn't even use his own products. There's Zuck casually strolling through a room full of people strapped into VR headsets like he's Neo walking through the Matrix, except everyone else is stuck in his simulation while he's out here breathing real air. It's the ultimate tech irony: create something so immersive that people can't look away, then personally avoid it like you know something they don't. Spoiler alert: he does. Same energy as tobacco executives who don't smoke or fast food CEOs with personal chefs. Build the metaverse, live in reality. Classic move.

The Developer's Marketing Nightmare
Gamedev Unity Programming
2 months ago 175.8K views 0 shares
The Developer's Marketing Nightmare
When you spend months crafting elegant code and optimizing game mechanics only to realize you now have to talk to actual humans about your creation. Nothing strikes fear into a developer's heart quite like having to explain why people should care about your 10,000 lines of meticulously crafted spaghetti code. The door represents the boundary between our comfortable development cave and the horrifying world of social media engagement metrics. I'd rather debug a race condition at 3 AM than create another "engaging" TikTok about our feature roadmap.

They Must Have Mixed It Up With Another Hub
Git Security Programming
2 months ago 197.6K views 0 shares
They Must Have Mixed It Up With Another Hub
Ah yes, Australia's finest moment - confusing code repositories with dance videos. Apparently, they think kids are forking repos when they should be doing homework. Next up: Stack Overflow classified as gambling because developers keep betting their sanity on finding solutions. The only thing GitHub and TikTok have in common is that both make me stay up until 4AM questioning my life choices.

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Vibecoding Is The Future
Security Programming
3 months ago 171.5K views 0 shares
Vibecoding Is The Future
Who needs formal programming languages when you can just post verification codes on social media? Apparently, "vibecoding" means skipping the IDE and letting 435841 become your new function. Security experts are having heart palpitations right now while hackers are sending thank you cards. Next revolutionary paradigm: programming by accidentally leaking your passwords in GitHub commits.