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Rewriting Twitter In COBOL: The Ultimate Legacy Upgrade
Programming Git Frontend Backend
3 days ago 76.6K views 2 shares
Rewriting Twitter In COBOL: The Ultimate Legacy Upgrade
Ah, the legendary GitHub pull request to rewrite Twitter in COBOL! For the uninitiated, COBOL is a programming language from the 1950s that's still running critical banking systems and government infrastructure, but about as suited for modern social media as a steam engine is for space travel. The satirical PR suggestion is pure comedy gold—imagine handling Twitter's real-time feeds and media processing with a language designed when computers took up entire rooms and "memory" meant physical punch cards! The 17 thumbs-up reactions show there are plenty of developers with a sense of humor (or masochistic tendencies). Meanwhile, somewhere a mainframe administrator is breaking into a cold sweat thinking about the 400-column code needed just to display a single tweet.

People Just Want Freedom
Networking Security
4 days ago 66.8K views 0 shares
People Just Want Freedom
The digital world's version of "the grass is always greener." Chinese netizens tunneling through firewalls to post on Twitter while Americans are setting up digital disguises to doom-scroll TikTok dances. It's like we're all sneaking into each other's digital prisons while our governments play whack-a-mole with our IP addresses. The ultimate irony of internet freedom—we're all just trying to access what the other side has blocked. Next up: North Koreans using VPNs to check their LinkedIn notifications.

Sorry, I Forgot To Print The Code Out
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging
8 days ago 80.3K views 0 shares
Sorry, I Forgot To Print The Code Out
Oh. My. GOD! The expectations vs. reality of code audits is sending me to the GRAVE! 💀 Top panel: The pristine, politically-charged algorithm that Elon thinks he'll discover in Twitter's codebase - a smoking gun that automatically deletes Trump tweets and bans authors! Bottom panel: The absolute HORROR SHOW he'll actually find - a cursed "isEven" function with a switch statement that returns undefined for 0, false for 1, true for 2, and false for 3. With a desperate plea comment "Please don't look at this" from some poor dev who KNEW they committed crimes against humanity! The reality of tech acquisitions: you pay $44 billion only to discover the backend is held together with duct tape, prayers, and questionable logic that would make computer science professors weep uncontrollably!

Year Plus Equal One
Programming C++ Javascript Java
17 days ago 74.1K views 0 shares
Year Plus Equal One
The internal struggle of a CS freshman who just learned increment operators but is desperately fighting the urge to post "year++" on social media for New Year's. That face is the exact expression of someone who knows it's both the most obvious joke possible and yet somehow still feels clever for thinking of it. The restraint is physically painful.

Show Me Your Code, Not Your Credentials
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend
21 days ago 63.2K views 0 shares
Show Me Your Code, Not Your Credentials
Billionaire needs "hardcore" engineers for his "everything app" but doesn't care about credentials—just wants to see your code. Translation: "Please do a free coding challenge so we can harvest your ideas while dangling the possibility of employment." Ten-year veterans know the drill. Send in your "Hello World" program and call it a day. The real "everything app" is the burnout we collected along the way.

Reddit Sort: The World's Least Efficient Algorithm
Algorithms Programming
23 days ago 66.6K views 0 shares
Reddit Sort: The World's Least Efficient Algorithm
Behold the world's least efficient sorting algorithm: Reddit Sort! Instead of carefully planned comparisons, we just let internet strangers upvote whatever random nonsense catches their eye each day. The array is never actually sorted - it just keeps swapping elements based on which meme, pun, or outrage bait gets the most attention. And of course there's always that one element ("officer balls") that has no business being in the dataset but somehow gets upvoted to the top anyway. Big O notation? More like Big Oh-God-Why notation. This is what happens when you let democracy decide your computational complexity.

Github Follower
Git Webdev Programming
25 days ago 68.3K views 0 shares
Github Follower
The ultimate validation hierarchy for the modern developer! Millions of followers on social media? Yawn . But that ONE GitHub follower? Pure ecstasy. Nothing says "I've made it" like a single random dev deciding your code isn't completely terrible. It's the programming equivalent of being knighted by the Queen. That smile in the second panel is every developer who finally convinced someone besides their mom that their spaghetti code has potential. The bar is literally on the floor, and we're still celebrating clearing it.

Stack Overflow Vs Twitter: The Great Developer Distraction
StackOverflow Programming
28 days ago 68.2K views 0 shares
Stack Overflow Vs Twitter: The Great Developer Distraction
Ah, the classic bait-and-switch. First we were all tied up with Stack Overflow, desperately patting it on the head for every error message we couldn't decipher. Then Elon swoops in with his Twitter/X rebrand, and suddenly our timelines are filled with developers dramatically announcing their migration to Bluesky, Mastodon, or whatever platform hasn't been "ruined" yet. Ten years in this industry and I've learned one universal truth: developers will spend more time complaining about where they're complaining than actually writing code. Meanwhile, that bug isn't going to fix itself while you're crafting the perfect farewell tweet.

Both Are Getting Quite Repetitive Now...
Programming Webdev
28 days ago 101.5K views 0 shares
Both Are Getting Quite Repetitive Now...
The infinite loop of meta-complaining has reached critical mass. First we had the "what's stopping you from coding like this" posts showing ridiculous setups. Then came the complaints about those posts. Now we're at the third level of inception: complaining about the complaints. It's like watching developers discover the recursion base case in real time. The sweating guy represents all of us trapped in this hellscape of recycled content, desperately hitting both buttons while pretending we're above it all. The true irony? This meme about repetitive content is itself becoming repetitive. We're just one more meta-layer away from achieving comedy singularity.

The Great Cake Day Massacre
Programming StackOverflow
29 days ago 108.7K views 0 shares
The Great Cake Day Massacre
THE GRAVEYARD OF CAKE DAY WISHES! 💀 Sweet merciful heavens, we're witnessing a MASSACRE of deleted comments, each one marked with that innocent little cake emoji! It's like watching the digital equivalent of a horror movie where everyone who says "Happy Birthday" gets OBLITERATED by the Reddit moderation gods! Those poor souls thought they were spreading joy, but instead got their comments [removed] faster than unused variables in production code! The thread is LITERALLY NOTHING BUT TOMBSTONES of well-wishers! The irony is so thick you could frost a cake with it!

The Startup Equity Trap
Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
29 days ago 104.7K views 0 shares
The Startup Equity Trap
The classic non-technical founder to developer relationship in its purest form. "Hey, I've got this revolutionary social media concept that'll be the next Facebook-Twitter-Instagram hybrid! Just need someone to build it. I'll give you 5% equity!" Translation: you do 100% of the work while I practice my TED talk about being a visionary entrepreneur. The purple lighting really captures the delusional optimism of someone who thinks ideas alone are worth 95% of a company that doesn't exist yet.

Camel Case My Beloved
Programming Webdev Javascript
1 month ago 70.9K views 0 shares
Camel Case My Beloved
THE HORROR! THE ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY! Someone's marketing team just discovered why camelCase and proper spacing are the HOLY GRAIL of programming! The hashtag #SUSANALBUMPARTY was supposed to celebrate Susan Boyle's album release, but instead created the most catastrophic parsing error in social media history! This is what happens when you skip the code review, people! The difference between SusanAlbumParty and SusAnalBumParty is literally just proper capitalization standing between a music celebration and... something ENTIRELY different. Spaces and camelCase would have saved lives here, but nooo, hashtags don't allow spaces and someone skipped Naming Conventions 101. This is why developers drink.