One Pushup Per Error: The Ultimate Developer Workout Plan

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One Pushup Per Error: The Ultimate Developer Workout Plan

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Started coding a JavaScript project with the brilliant fitness hack of doing one pushup per error. Six months and 47,283 pushups later, I've got biceps bigger than my ego and a codebase that's still broken. The only thing more ripped than my physique is my will to live. Turns out my terrible code was secretly just an elaborate workout plan all along.

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