When Devs Fill The Gaps In Requirements

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The image shows an empty or barely visible diagram of what appears to be some kind of device interface with the title "How programmers comment their code". It's the perfect representation of that code you inherited with exactly zero helpful comments. You know, the 10,000-line monstrosity where the only comment is // TODO: fix this later from 2014. Or my personal favorite: /* Don't touch this. I don't know why it works. */ After 15 years in the industry, I've accepted that comprehensive documentation is like unicorns—everyone talks about them, but nobody's actually seen one in production.

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The duality of programmer tribalism in its natural habitat! Notice how devs will respectfully kneel in solidarity when someone trashes a language they don't care about. "Oh no! Anyway..." But criticize their precious language? Suddenly they're storming the Capitol of your Twitter thread with tactical keyboards and compiled arguments. "HOW DARE YOU SAY PYTHON IS SLOW? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I BUILT AN ENTIRE MICROSERVICE THAT RUNS IN JUST UNDER 17 MINUTES!" The language wars continue, and the only casualties are rational discussions and Stack Overflow comment sections.

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