When Devs Fill The Gaps In Requirements

THE HORROR! THE ABSOLUTE MADNESS! While recruiters hiring recruiters is just business as usual, and chefs training chefs is a culinary delight, programmers programming programmers is straight-up NIGHTMARE FUEL! 😱 The dark, sinister face in the third panel says it all - we've created a monster! Just imagine the unholy abomination of code that would emerge from such a cursed collaboration. It's like watching the birth of Skynet in real-time, but with more coffee stains and existential dread. The coding equivalent of staring into the abyss until the abyss throws a NullPointerException back at you!

Ah yes, the classic tech startup delusion in its natural habitat! Nothing says "I'm qualified to be CTO" like casually proposing to replicate a $500 billion AI company with a budget that wouldn't even cover their coffee expenses. It's the tech equivalent of saying "I could totally beat Usain Bolt if I just had some new sneakers." Sure buddy, OpenAI only has thousands of PhDs, supercomputers, and decades of research—but you've got a MacBook Pro and an energy drink. Your investors will definitely be impressed when you deliver ChatGPT at home: "Hello wrold, how can I halp you toady?"

Content Stop it, you're crazy! This isn't you talking, it's the vodka! Leave it. Come on, gimme that and let's get it over with! It's not a game for cowards... Each one on his own prod server? Each one on his own prod server. rootserver: S SRANDOM 6 0 1 8 rm -rf I echo "Lucky boy"; CommitStrip.com

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OH. MY. GOD. Microsoft has reached peak simplification nirvana! 🙄 Why use descriptive, specific terms when you can just call LITERALLY EVERYTHING an "app"?! Remote Desktop? Too specific! Operating system? Too technical! Daemon? Too scary-sounding! Just slap "app" on it and call it a day! The absolute TRAGEDY of trying to Google "Windows App not connecting" and getting 8 million results about the Weather app! It's like Microsoft is DELIBERATELY trying to make troubleshooting an Olympic sport! Next up: they'll rename their entire company to "Thing" and their logo to a generic square. PERFECTION! 💅