When Devs Fill The Gaps In Requirements

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When Devs Fill The Gaps In Requirements

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Product Owner: "We need a cow that looks exactly like the reference image."

Developer: "Say no more."

The perfect visual metaphor for what happens when requirements are vague and developers are left to interpret them. Sure, technically it's a black and white cow... with a cat's head. But hey, the specs didn't explicitly say "don't make it part feline," did they? This is what happens when you approve mockups without reviewing them carefully. Ship it!

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