When Devs Fill The Gaps In Requirements

The absolute TRAUMA of having to explain JavaScript Promises to another human being! This poor developer would literally rather face a firing squad than attempt to articulate the hellscape of asynchronous programming. "Don't shoot! I am JS Developer" he pleads, but when asked to explain Promises? "SHOOT." The desperation! The drama! The absolute surrender to sweet, sweet death rather than explaining why your callback hell needed to be replaced with .then() chains that somehow became even MORE confusing! At least with death you only suffer once - explaining Promises is eternal suffering!

That moment of existential horror when you open up code from six months ago and find your 17-paragraph manifesto explaining a single function. Past you really thought future you would need a dissertation on why you used a for-loop instead of map(). Bonus points if the comment is longer than the actual code and includes phrases like "DO NOT TOUCH THIS OR EVERYTHING WILL EXPLODE" and "I'm so sorry for whoever has to maintain this." Plot twist: it's still you.

Trying to explain Git to non-developers is like trying to explain quantum physics to your cat. "So it's like saving files?" No, Karen, it's a distributed version control system that tracks changes and enables collaboration through branching and merging while maintaining commit history. "So... Google Drive?" *internal screaming intensifies* The beauty of Git is that even after years of using it daily, you'll still occasionally find yourself in detached HEAD state wondering where your commits went. And yet we can't live without it. Stockholm syndrome for developers.

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The classic Scooby-Doo unmasking scene but make it developer nightmare fuel ! 🕵️‍♂️ When you download what seems like a normal file but *gasp* it's actually a zip containing 500 XML files that will haunt your dreams! The file format equivalent of "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling developers!" Nothing says "today's going to be a terrible day" quite like unmasking a seemingly innocent file only to discover it's actually a horrifying XML nightmare in disguise. Time to cancel all your plans and stock up on coffee! ☕☕☕

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