The Realistic Programming Movie We Deserve

Ah yes, the mythical "realistic programming movie." Instead of hackers typing at light speed to access the mainframe, it's just a dev team slowly descending into madness because their app won't compile. Meanwhile, scope creep lurks around every corner like a horror movie villain, and the project manager has somehow configured Slack notifications to appear directly in your nightmares. The follow-up tweet really nails the corporate dystopia - "Do I REALLY need to open a ticket for this life-or-death situation?" "Yes." Because nothing says emergency like proper documentation.