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When Anyone Questions What I Do At Work All Day

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Ah, the classic developer defense mechanism. When family asks what you actually do all day, it's easier to wave a hand mysteriously than explain why you spent four hours debugging a missing semicolon. The truth is we're just frantically Googling error messages and praying Stack Overflow stays online. But "mysterious and important" sounds way better than "I stared at compiler errors until my eyes bled, then celebrated fixing a bug by creating three more."

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