When You Debug For Two Hours

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When You Debug For Two Hours

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Nothing quite captures that special brand of self-inflicted misery like spending two hours hunting for a bug that doesn't exist. There you are, frantically combing through every line of code, questioning your life choices, only to discover you've been running the unedited build the entire time. Your changes? Never compiled. Your fixes? Never applied. Your sanity? Completely optional. It's like trying to fix a car while looking at a photograph of the engine.

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