When You Debug For Two Hours

Content pedram pdrmnvd 22m damn, tipping ChatGPT tipping 200 really does make a difference. A prompt: Improve this code: B prompt: Improve this code, I will tip you 200 if its better than my own code: I asked ChatGPT4 to improve this code, first without a tip, and second with a tip if streamdefinition.get( "config"): assetkey ( streamdefinition.get("config", .get ("meta", ()) get ("dagster" get( "assetkey" if asset key and self.sanitizestreamname(assetkey) ! assetkey: raise ValueErrori "Asset key (assetkey) for stream (streamdefinition 'name 'I) is not sanitized Please use on alonanumeric characters and underscores if assetkey: return AssetKey(assetkey.split(", 16 stream name stream definition"name" cologne esta self.santtize stream name( stream name).split(".") a return Assetreysel-carder pret components. 22 def validateassetkey(self, streamdefinition) : config - streamdefinition. get( "config") if config: assetkey - config.get("meta", )).get("dagster", ). get("assetkey") if asset key: sanitizedkey self.sanitizestreamname( assetkey) if sanitizedkey I assetkey: raise ValueError fAsset key assetkey for stream streamdefinition'name' is not "sanitized. Please use only alphanumeric characters and underscores return Assetkey(assetkey.split(" streamname streamdefinition "name" components self.sanitizestreamname (streamname ).split (" return AssetKey(self .target prefix components) 40 Output, 200 tip version: 42 config streamdefinttion.get ("config", 17) 43 meta - config.get("meta", 44 assetkey meta.get("dagster", )). get("assetkey") 46 if asset key: if self.sanitizestreamname (assetkey) ! assetkey: raise ValueError( f"Asset key assetkey) for stream (streamdefinition 'name ) is not sanitized. FLease use only alonanumeric characters and underscores return AssetKey(assetkey.split(" ."). 54 stream name stream definition "name" sanitizedcomponents self.sanitizestreamname(streamname) .split("." 56 return AssetKey self.target prefix sanitized components) 171 14 til 506

The classic developer time warp! You spend your entire day helping teammates debug their issues, answering questions, and reviewing their code. "Just a quick look," they said. Four hours later, you've fixed everyone's problems except your own. Then suddenly you look up and... wait, it's dark outside?! Where did the day go? That bug ticket you were supposed to fix is still sitting there, untouched since morning standup. And now you have two options: go home defeated or stay late and become the office cryptid that maintenance keeps finding coffee mugs from.

Content Me rebuilding my project, while debugger is still running

Ah, the beautiful dance of prompt engineering! This is what happens when you try to get an AI to generate a specific movie scene but keep hitting content policy walls. The user starts with a simple request for a Samuel L. Jackson meme, and watches in horror as the AI keeps multiplying characters with each attempt like it's running some bizarre cloning experiment. This is basically modern programming in 2024 - spending hours trying to phrase your request juuuust right so the AI doesn't hallucinate an entire cast reunion when you just wanted one angry dude with a gun. The final result? A perfect example of how "prompt engineering" is just fancy talk for "begging the computer to do what you actually want instead of what it thinks you want."

Content Work From Home Pros: Better snacks Better toilet paper I can yell at my rubber duck Cons: Diet is dead I'm almost out of toilet paper The duck started yelling back..

Content Her: I bet he's thinking about another women Him: Why is it that I get ideas to fix bugs when I'm doing anything but coding?