Wait, It's All VS Code?

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Wait, It's All VS Code?

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OH. MY. GOD. The existential crisis of discovering the entire coding universe is just VS Code with different makeup on! 💅 The meme shows the classic astronaut "always has been" format but with a PLOT TWIST - the astronaut is discovering that even Kiro (that cute little ghost editor) is just another VS Code clone lurking on our precious planet! The sheer AUDACITY of these text editors pretending to be unique when they're all just VS Code wearing different outfits! Next you'll tell me oxygen is just spicy air! I can't even!

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