Trust Me Bro I Wrote This

You know you've achieved peak engineering when your code-to-comment ratio is inverted and you're sprinkling emojis like they're syntactic sugar. The interviewer's trying to figure out if you're a genius documenting every breath the code takes or if you just couldn't decide what the function actually does so you left a trail of 🤔💭🚀 instead.

Nothing screams "production-ready" quite like:

// 🔥 this might break idk
// TODO: fix later (narrator: it was never fixed)
function doTheThing() { ... }

The sweating intensifies as they realize your "documentation" is essentially a diary entry with more feelings than facts. But hey, at least future you will know you were confused AND whimsical when you wrote it.