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The textbook writer clearly slept through their CS101 class. Claiming "JavaScript (or Java)" is like saying "A Ferrari (or a Bicycle)" is a transportation device. Sure, they both get you places, but one will make you curse at traffic while the other makes you curse at your own legs. This is the academic equivalent of telling your barber "just give me that JavaScript haircut... you know, the Java one." The Android part later is just *chef's kiss* - the perfect garnish on this knowledge casserole of confusion.

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OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually wrote a function to check if a number is even by hard-coding EVERY. SINGLE. CASE. 💀 The sheer AUDACITY of creating an "IsEven" function that could be solved with a simple "return number % 2 == 0" but instead choosing violence and writing 500 if-statements! The poor soul reviewing this code is having an existential crisis right there on stream! This is the kind of "optimization" that gets you both fired AND hired at Blizzard in the same day. Pure chaotic evil genius!

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