Behold the majestic triangle of nested conditionals—where each layer takes you one get_step()
deeper into madness! This magnificent code sculpture starts with a simple function call and then descends through increasingly absurd levels of nesting, creating that beautiful triangular indentation pattern.
It's like the developer thought: "Why write a loop when you can create a fractal of if
statements?" The real genius is how each return
statement has precisely the right number of get_step()
calls to match its indentation level. Pure algorithmic poetry—or a cry for help from someone who discovered code folding and decided to test its limits.
The "Wedge of Destiny" indeed—because your destiny is to maintain this masterpiece during the 3 AM production outage when you've run out of coffee.