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The Ternary Operator Fever Dream
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
10 hours ago 51.0K views 0 shares
The Ternary Operator Fever Dream
This code is what happens when someone discovers nested ternary operators and thinks they've unlocked godmode. The developer is trying to add the correct suffix to a date (1st, 2nd, 3rd, etc.) with a chain of ternaries that would make even Satan say "that's a bit excessive." The best part? It completely ignores 4-20, 24-30, and anything else ending with those numbers. Enjoy debugging this masterpiece when it breaks on the 4th of literally any month! Future maintainers will be adding this developer to their prayer lists tonight.

That's A Lot Of If Statements
Python Algorithms Programming
12 days ago 75.7K views 0 shares
That's A Lot Of If Statements
Looking at this massive alien army formation, someone's clearly bitter about Python's elegant simplicity. The meme creator is basically saying "I know this ridiculously complex battle formation wasn't coded in Python" - because if it was, those neat rows of soldiers would be replaced by three lines of code and everyone could go home early. It's the programming equivalent of bringing a nuclear weapon to a knife fight. While other languages need 500 nested if-statements to determine battle positions, Python users are sipping coffee and using list comprehensions.

Multilevel Security System
Security Programming Debugging Backend
1 month ago 76.0K views 0 shares
Multilevel Security System
Ah, the infamous triple authentication check! Because checking once if a user is authorized wasn't paranoid enough, so let's do it THREE times in nested if statements. It's like telling your crush "Are you sure? Are you really sure? Are you ABSOLUTELY sure?" before believing they actually like you. The funniest part? This code would functionally be identical to a single authorization check. It's the security equivalent of locking your door, then checking it's locked, then checking again... while leaving your windows wide open. Somewhere, a senior developer is having heart palpitations looking at this redundant security theater.

Google Should Hire Me
Javascript Programming Debugging
2 months ago 102.5K views 0 shares
Google Should Hire Me
This masterpiece of JavaScript absurdity is what happens when you code at 3 AM and think you're a genius. The nested "confirm" and "continue" statements lead to the profound instruction to "Touch class['grass']" – basically the code equivalent of telling someone to go outside and reconnect with reality. And if that fails? Just "throw this 'owo'" because nothing says "professional developer" like anime emoticons in your error handling. Google recruitment team, if you're reading this, clearly you've found your next senior architect.