Just Make It Exist First

Ah, the PC gaming resolution hierarchy in its natural habitat. Your 1080p/2K setup? Just treading water. 4K? Drowning but still visible. But those fancy 8K, 16K, and sub-1080p resolutions? Straight to the bottom of the ocean, sitting on a chair like they've accepted their fate. Your $3000 graphics card rendering games at resolutions your human eyeballs can't even appreciate is the definition of overkill. Meanwhile, the guy still gaming at 720p is probably the one actually enjoying the game instead of tweaking settings for three hours.

Gaming on PC means your wallet gets hunted more effectively than any monster in The Witcher. That -90% discount is the real magic spell here. Console gamers pay full price while PC gamers wait for Steam sales to transform $55 games into $5 impulse buys. The real monster slayer isn't Geralt - it's your empty bank account after you've bought 47 games you'll "definitely play someday." Truly the most dangerous prophecy of all.

This meme is peak programming comedy gold! It shows C# getting a "Gen Z makeover" where traditional programming keywords are replaced with Gen Z slang. The left side shows boring old code with standard syntax, while the right side transforms it into a linguistic dumpster fire with "highkey", "lowkey", "vibe_check", "its_giving", "no_cap", "big_yikes", and even "yeet" replacing proper programming terms. What makes this hilarious is how it perfectly captures the absurdity of trying to make programming "cool" for younger generations. Because nothing says "how do you do, fellow kids" quite like replacing "catch(Exception e)" with "find_out(Tea t)" and "throw" with "yeet". The code would be utterly incomprehensible to actual programmers but hey, at least it's "giving" maximum chaos!

Ah, the irony of modern gaming. Your 3.30 GHz CPU is too powerful for a game that once ran on machines that couldn't even stream a cat GIF. Imagine having to sabotage your own hardware because some developer didn't account for the fact that computers have evolved since 1993. It's like buying a Ferrari and then removing the engine because the parking space is designed for a tricycle. The cherry on top is that 74.80 GB requirement - original DOOM fit on a few floppy disks, but now we need half a hard drive just to render the same demons in slightly higher resolution. Progress!

The corporate boardroom at NVIDIA is a special kind of hell. When the boss says "We need to make better GPUs," two executives immediately jump to the money-making strategies: "Add more AI upscaling features!" and "Make it £2000!" Meanwhile, the lone reasonable employee suggests "Maybe some more v-ram and price it fairly." Next frame: That employee gets defenestrated from the building. Because nothing says "valued team member" like being thrown through a window for suggesting consumer-friendly features instead of wallet-draining AI buzzwords. Fun fact: NVIDIA's latest GPUs cost more than my first car, but at least they can render my tears in real-time ray-traced 8K.

The hierarchy of suffering in CS specializations perfectly captured in Toy Story scenes: Cybersecurity and Game Design students? Living the Buzz Lightyear dream - endless identical clones, mass-produced and overconfident. "To infinity and beyond!" (aka "I'll be making six figures right after graduation!") Operating Systems students? That's Woody with the maniacal grin. Sure, they're dealing with kernel panics and memory management, but they're still maintaining their sanity... barely. But those poor souls specializing in Compilers? Straight to the lava pit of despair. They're drowning in parsing algorithms, abstract syntax trees, and the existential dread that comes with implementing a lexer from scratch. Not even the garbage collector can save them from this hell.