The Ultimate Coding Posture: Shrimp Edition

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The Ultimate Coding Posture: Shrimp Edition

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Ah, the shrimp posture. Nature's way of telling you that your $300 ergonomic chair was a complete waste of money. Eight hours of debugging later and you've evolved into a crustacean with carpal tunnel. The human body wasn't designed for 16-hour coding sessions, but here we are—hunched over keyboards like prehistoric creatures discovering fire. Your spine is just another deprecated feature that management refuses to prioritize.

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