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You know the drill. You've built production systems that handle millions of requests, debugged race conditions at 2AM, and somehow kept legacy code from collapsing. But none of that matters when the interviewer asks "Can you program in Scratch?" and gets genuinely excited about it. The bar is simultaneously on the floor and in the stratosphere. They want you to invert binary trees on a whiteboard while also being thrilled that you know how to drag-and-drop blocks in a kids' programming language. It's like asking a chef if they can make toast and expecting them to be proud of it. Welcome to tech interviews, where the questions make no sense and the requirements don't matter. Just smile, nod, and hope they don't ask you to implement a sorting algorithm in Scratch next.

When your professor explains game theory with complex mathematical notation, but all you wanted was to make the next Fortnite killer. That's literally just a chicken to you. The gap between theoretical game theory (with its Nash equilibriums and utility functions) and actually making fun games is wider than the chasm between promised deadlines and actual ship dates. The bearded professor proudly displays his chicken as if it's the Rosetta Stone of gaming while you're just wondering if your character's jump animation looks natural enough.

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