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Content Ladies and Gentlemen It is with great pleasure tu inform you that I have found motivation to code again

This meme perfectly captures the existential dread of asking a senior developer about their non-existent documentation. You approach them like Oliver Twist begging for gruel, only to be met with the classic "my code is self-explanatory" defense. The senior dev genuinely believes their cryptic variable names and 200-line functions "make perfect sense" while you're left wondering if you're the problem. Spoiler alert: you're not. The documentation is in their head, and they've convinced themselves that telepathy is an industry standard skill.

Content When a developer doesn't implement loading indicators so the program just appears frozen during loading IN You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany, or something

Content Library: Deprecation warning! This will stop working Library: stops working Programmer:

The internet is basically a Jenga tower of questionable engineering decisions. At the very bottom, we've got C developers manually allocating memory for dynamic arrays—because who needs garbage collection when you can have segmentation faults? Above that foundation of tears sits DNS (the system that translates human-readable website names into IP addresses) and the Linux Foundation (keeping the lights on while everyone else has fun). Then we've got the unpaid open-source developers—those magnificent souls whose thankless work powers 90% of the internet while they survive on ramen and GitHub stars. AWS and Cloudflare are the duct tape holding everything together, while AI dangles precariously off the side like an afterthought. Microsoft is apparently doing... something... with Angry Birds energy? Meanwhile, Rust developers are zooming around in their little rocket ship, telling everyone their code is "memory safe" for the 47th time today. And at the tippy-top of this architectural abomination? That's you, my friend, just trying to watch cat videos while the entire digital infrastructure—built on WASM, V8, and whatever "LEFT-PAD" is referring to—teeters beneath you. The miracle isn't that the internet works—it's that it hasn't collapsed under the weight of its own absurdity.

Content Giray zil girayozil Following Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good. 10:42 AM - 27 Feb 2013 4,209 Retweets 1,450 Likes 17 4.2K 15K 79