Checks Out

Software engineering Production bugs Dewey-decimal Code mysteries It works on my machine Unexplained bugs

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Someone in the library classification system woke up and chose violence. The Dewey Decimal System has filed software programming under "Unexplained Phenomena" and honestly, after debugging production for 15 years, I can't argue with that logic. Code works on my machine, fails in prod, passes all tests but crashes for one user in Nebraska—yeah, that's basically paranormal activity. At least they didn't put it under Fiction, though that would've been equally accurate.

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