Office setup Memes

Ergonomics experts: "Here's the proper way to sit with perfect posture and angles." Developers in real life: *contorts body into impossible pretzel shape while coding until 3am* I've spent thousands on ergonomic chairs, standing desks, and fancy monitors. Yet somehow I still end up coding in bed, twisted like a human question mark, wondering why my spine feels like it's been replaced with broken glass. The chiropractor's kids are going to college on my retirement fund.

Ah, the shrimp posture. Nature's way of telling you that your $300 ergonomic chair was a complete waste of money. Eight hours of debugging later and you've evolved into a crustacean with carpal tunnel. The human body wasn't designed for 16-hour coding sessions, but here we are—hunched over keyboards like prehistoric creatures discovering fire. Your spine is just another deprecated feature that management refuses to prioritize.