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The Developer's Spine: A Tragic Comedy

The Developer's Spine: A Tragic Comedy
Ergonomics? Never heard of that programming language. The stick figure perfectly captures the IT professional's natural habitat - contorted into some eldritch configuration that would make chiropractors weep. Normal humans sit upright like functioning members of society, while we code monkeys evolve into human question marks after 12 straight hours of debugging. The best part? We'll spend $3000 on a gaming chair with RGB lighting but still manage to sit in it like we're trying to become one with the floor. Our spines have more curves than a polynomial function.

What's Stopping You From Coding Like This

What's Stopping You From Coding Like This
Ah, the glorious isEven.js function with a chain of if-else statements that would make any senior dev weep into their coffee. Nothing says "I have a CS degree" like checking each number individually instead of using num % 2 === 0 . But honestly, that lakeside view is the real flex here. You're not coding like this because you don't have a six-figure remote job that lets you write terrible algorithms while overlooking a serene winter landscape. The code may be horrific, but that work-life balance is god-tier.

The Ultimate Coding Posture: Shrimp Edition

The Ultimate Coding Posture: Shrimp Edition
Ah, the shrimp posture. Nature's way of telling you that your $300 ergonomic chair was a complete waste of money. Eight hours of debugging later and you've evolved into a crustacean with carpal tunnel. The human body wasn't designed for 16-hour coding sessions, but here we are—hunched over keyboards like prehistoric creatures discovering fire. Your spine is just another deprecated feature that management refuses to prioritize.