Expectation vs Reality: The Error Generator

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Expectation vs Reality: The Error Generator

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That magical moment when you're feeling so confident about your code that you're sipping coffee with a smile, only to discover your error-to-line ratio has transcended mathematical possibility. The transition from "this will definitely work" to "I've created an error generator" happens faster than a JavaScript framework becomes obsolete. Bonus achievement unlocked: creating more errors than lines of code—a feat that should be recognized in the developer hall of fame. At this point, your IDE isn't throwing exceptions; it's throwing a full-blown intervention.

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