Expectation vs Reality: The Error Generator

Content SCALABILITY OUR APP DOESN'T SCALE, THE SERVER CRASHES CONSTANTLY. WHAT CAN WE DO? TWITTER.COM VINCENTONL WE COULD PROFILE THE CODEBASE AND SEE WHERE PERFORMANCE ISSUES ARE... WE COULD JUST TELL ACCOUNTING THAT WE NEED THREE NEW SERVERS AND CALL IT A DAY! YEAH!

Content WHEN YOU LOOK UP YOUR CODE ERROR ON GOOGLE BUT THERE ARE NO ANSWERS

Content Bugs in my code when I try to debug:

Content Ijust wanted to add to this discussion that I am just compiling on VS and GCC, and used to use include guards. I have now switched to pragma once, and the only reason for me is not 199 performance or portability or standard as I don't really care what is standard as long as VS and GCC support it, and that is that: pragma once reduces possibilities for bugs. It is all too easy to copy and paste a header file to another header file, modify it to suit ones needs, and forget to change the name of the include guard. Once both are included, it takes you a while to track down the error, as the error messages arent necessarily clear. Share Follow edited Nov 30, 2014 at 9:57 answered Jul 22, 2011 at 16:55 Cookie 11.7k 13 52 81 5 This is the correct reason. Forget performance--we should use pragma once because it's less error prone. It occurs to me that if compilers are already tracking include guards, they're already doing most of the work necessary to issue warnings when they see different files using the same macro name. - rieux Jun 13, 2019 at 6:36 Add a comment pragma once has unfixable bugs. It should never be used. 169 If your include search path is sufficiently complicated, the compiler may be unable to tell the difference between two headers with the same basename (e.g. afoo.h and bfoo.h), so a pragma once in one of them will suppress both. It may also be unable to tell that two different relative includes (e.g. include "foo.h" and include "..afoo.h" refer to the same file, so pragma once will fail to suppress a redundant include when it should have. lanc arca attocic tho commorc amia

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of these students using a 32-bit integer for EVERYTHING! 💀 Meanwhile, that poor 8-bit char and 16-bit short are just STANDING THERE, completely IGNORED and UNEMPLOYED! The DRAMA! The WASTE of precious memory! It's like buying a mansion just to store your socks! Those memory-efficient data types are literally BEGGING to be used, but nooooo, let's just throw 32 bits at EVERYTHING because who needs optimization when you have 16GB of RAM, right?! The 1970s programmers are ROLLING in their retirement homes right now!

The ultimate irony - Downdetector itself experiencing a 5XX server error. It's like calling 911 only to hear "Sorry, the emergency service is currently experiencing an emergency." The digital equivalent of a firefighter's house burning down while they're out saving others. That moment when even the platform designed to tell you when other platforms are down... goes down. Trust issues intensified.