The Programmer's Emotional Roulette Wheel

Content IN TERMS OF DOCUMENTATION WE HAVE NO DOCUMENTATION

Content Bill Gross BillGross In the "I'm getting old" department.., a kid saw this and said, "oh, you 3D- printed the 'Save' Icon." 3.5, D3 double side 135 TPI

Content When your manager insists on building a solution instead of buying one

The ultimate Silicon Valley dream: four devs in shorts, no shoes, coding from beds and couches in what's basically a glorified apartment... somehow worth $826 million to investors. This is peak "we're disrupting the industry" energy right here. No office? No problem. No pants? Even better. Nothing says "we're burning through Series B funding" like having your standup meetings in pajamas while VCs fight to throw money at your "revolutionary" app that's just Tinder for houseplants. Remember kids, it's not a lack of professionalism—it's "company culture."

The classic programmer's dilemma! When your university teacher announces they'll teach Python for OpenCV because "most students don't know it," but you're standing there with 8 years of experience facing two equally painful paths: either pretend you're learning everything from scratch (boring castle on the left) or flex your skills by showing off some absolutely demonic code that'll make your professor question their career choices (haunted lightning castle on the right). The fork in the road represents that moment of decision every experienced dev faces in intro classes - do I play it safe or do I unleash chaos? Spoiler alert: we always choose chaos.

Content YOU DON'T COMMENT BECAUSE YOUR CODE IS SELF DOCUMENTING IDON'T COMMENT BECAUSE I'M LAZY AF WE ARE NOT THE SAME