The Precarious Tower Of Modern Development

The Jenga tower of modern software development! A goat somehow balancing on a precarious stack of random objects is the perfect metaphor for production code. At the bottom, there's Google—the foundation of all knowledge. Then StackOverflow—because who actually knows how to code without copy-pasting? Next comes "Indian guy on YouTube" who explains in 5 minutes what your CS degree couldn't in 4 years. Old repositories contribute their legacy spaghetti, and finally, pure dumb luck holds it all together. Meanwhile, the bewildered development team stands by wondering how this monstrosity hasn't collapsed yet. Spoiler alert: nobody knows. It just works until it doesn't.