Ah, the perfect startup recipe โ combine one person who can't actually build the product with another who can't actually sell it! It's like watching two people who can't swim high-five each other before jumping into the ocean. "We'll figure it out as we sink!"
The magical handshake that transforms incompetence into a venture capital pitch deck. Somehow these partnerships still manage to raise millions before anyone realizes neither founder knows what they're doing. Silicon Valley alchemy at its finest!