The One Regex To Rule Them All

Behold the unholy incantation that is regex! That monstrosity of backslashes and special characters might as well be written in the Black Speech of Mordor. Senior devs stare at it like Gandalf deciphering ancient texts while junior devs look on in horror, unable to comprehend the eldritch syntax. The best part? Even the person who wrote it will return six months later and wonder what dark magic they were attempting to summon. And yet we keep using it because nothing else can quite match its cursed efficiency for text manipulation. Just don't ask anyone to explain what it actually does.