Thanks But No Thanks, AI

The modern developer's apocalypse: your code is on fire, production is crashing, and ChatGPT just responded with "I'm sorry, but I don't have enough context to debug your specific issue." Meanwhile you're just sitting there, surrounded by flames, eerily calm like SpongeBob, because this is the third time this week and you've transcended panic into a state of zen-like acceptance.

Oh god, this is brilliant. Just imagine all those LinkedIn posts now: "Our new cocaine-powered chatbot will revolutionize customer service!" or "Top 10 ways cocaine will disrupt your industry!" The tech hype cycle and the actual cocaine cycle have the same phases: initial euphoria, inflated expectations, crushing disappointment, and somehow still costing you all your money. The only difference is one crashes after 20 minutes and the other after your next funding round.

Ah, the modern developer's version of a fire alarm! When ChatGPT hits you with that "you've reached your limit" message, suddenly there's nothing left to do but go home. Who needs actual productivity when you've been outsourcing your brain to an AI all morning? The image of Tom and Spike casually strolling away (with Jerry tagging along) perfectly captures that "welp, I've tried everything I can possibly think of" energy when your AI coding assistant cuts you off mid-prompt. Because apparently writing your own code is so 2019.

GASP! The AUDACITY of this so-called "developer" claiming ChatGPT and cursor as programming languages! 💀 The poor father's soul just left his body faster than a recursive function without a base case! Look, sweetie, copying and pasting from AI assistants while frantically moving your cursor around doesn't make you a developer - it makes you the human equivalent of a glorified Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V shortcut with delusions of grandeur! No wonder Dad's kicking him out - he probably also thinks HTML is a programming language and Stack Overflow is his personal code repository!

While everyone's freaking out about AI taking over the world, the real crisis is watching humans get progressively dumber with each Stack Overflow copy-paste. We're not building Skynet; we're speedrunning our way back to the Stone Age armed with smartphones. The true evolutionary threat isn't robots becoming sentient—it's developers who can't function without ChatGPT writing their for-loops.

The classic "rules for thee but not for me" situation. OpenAI's totally fine with hoovering up the entire internet to train ChatGPT, but when someone else does the same to them? Pure shocked Pikachu face. It's like getting mad at someone for copying your homework that you copied from the class genius. The irony is thicker than legacy code comments.