PowerPoint: The Database Of Nightmares

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Content Why does Amazon use noSOL databases? They're not allowed unions

When a colleague announces they're leaving, there are two types of developers: those who mourn the loss of institutional knowledge, and those who've seen Billy's SQL queries. Poor Billy committed the cardinal database sin: using a cross join with a group-by clause. That's like using a flamethrower to light birthday candles – technically it works, but the collateral damage is... extensive. The remaining team members aren't celebrating Billy's departure – they're planning his execution before he can push that monstrosity to production. Because nothing says "farewell party" like debugging someone's queries that would bring a database server to its knees.

Content Saving a complex SQL query for later use Reinventing the query everyday

Content Programmers who've stayed in one job too long unwittingly setting company coding standards so where are we going? we're following you. 6. 52