PowerPoint: The Database Of Nightmares

OMG, the absolute STATE of web development in 2023! 💀 JavaScript has literally CONQUERED THE ENTIRE STACK like some power-hungry dictator! Front-end? JavaScript. Back-end? ALSO JavaScript. Database? You'd think we'd draw the line somewhere, but NOPE - straight to JavaScript with MongoDB and its JSON documents! It's like watching JavaScript stage a hostile takeover while other languages stand by helplessly. The web development world has fallen, and JavaScript is wearing all the medals now! Next thing you know, your toaster will be running Node.js! THE HORROR!

Content Not logged in Talk Contributions Create account Log in WIKIPEDIA The Free Encyclopedia Main page Contents Featured content Current events Random article interaction Help Community portel Becent chances Contact pane Article Talk Read Edit View history Search Jake Weary From Wikipedia. the tree encyclopedla Not to be confused with jQuery. Jake Weary (born Jacob Weary; February 14, 1990) is an American actor, singer, musician, songwriter and music producer. He is known for his role as Vince Keeler, in the series Chicago Fire and as Kevin in Fred: The Movie, Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred, Fred 3: Camp Fred, and Fred: The Show.!1) Contents Thidel 1 Acting career Music 3 Personal life 4 Filmoaranhv 5 References 6 External links Jake Weary Born acon Wean February 14, 1990 (age 26) Trenton New lercey I S Occupation Actor. singer. musician. music roducer sandonor Voore sctino 0001procont What links here Belated chances lIniced file Snacial naces Permanent link Page information Cite this nade Printleynort Create a book Drintable sorcion Lanquages ProarammerHumor in Acting career (edit) After an initial quest role on his mother Kim Zimmer's show. Guiding Licht in 2002. he was cast as Luke Snyder on the television soap opera As the World Turns, 121 Weary went on to appear in episodes of two of the law Orderfranchise shows Criminal Intent and SVI3 Weary was cast in Kaare Anderson's film Altitude. In 2014, he plaved Hugh in the thriller film It Follows 4 Weary is also set to star in TNT's highly anticipated drama from creator John Wells. "Animal Kingdom". Music edit Weary alco nroducos writes and rocords his own music and has heon producing since the are of 12 Weary previously recorded most of his music under the regru aror gorhomore effor rile rrrr which wor rrrred fro He row

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Content HI, THIS 15 YOUR SON'S SCHOOL. WERE HAVING SOME COMPUTER TROUBLE. DID YOU REALLY NAME YOUR SON Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-? OH. YES. LITTLE BOBBY TABLES, WE CALL HIM. OH, DEAR - DID HE BREAK SOMETHING? IN A WAY- WELL, WEVE LOST THIS YEAR'S STUDENT RECORDS. I HOPE YOURE HAPPY. AND I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TO SANITIZE YOUR DATABASE INPUTS.

Database joins explained through facial hair is the education we never knew we needed. Left join keeps all records from the left table but only matching ones from the right—just like how our guy keeps his left-side beard but borrows facial hair only where the right face matches. Right join? Reverse that logic. Inner join is where both tables have matching records, so only the mustache survives. And full join keeps everything from both tables, resulting in that glorious full-beard situation. Who needs ER diagrams when you've got these magnificent faces teaching SQL? The database professor we deserved but never had.

Billionaire discovers basic database concepts, immediately becomes expert. Classic tech CEO move! Someone should tell him government systems are probably running on COBOL from the 70s with punch cards as backup. The irony of a rocket scientist who doesn't grasp primary keys is just *chef's kiss*. Next week: Elon discovers that computers use electricity and declares it a conspiracy.