PowerPoint: The Database Of Nightmares

The medal doesn't say "1st Place" - it says "1 Place"! Someone clearly forgot to sanitize their inputs and the programmer's medal got hit with a classic SQL injection attack. That sneaky hacker turned "1st" into "0" by injecting code through the medal engraving system. Rookie security mistake that turned gold into a big fat zero. And the programmer is just standing there looking smug because they probably executed the attack themselves. Classic case of "it's not a bug, it's a feature!"

Content rwebdev Posted by ufuturewebdev 12h Are front-end devs looked down upon by others? Tech 1 keep getting this vibe online that back-end developers think front-end work is for simpletons (for the lack of a better word). Is this true or am I imagining things? 4 255 354 A Share Award BEST COMMENTS QuestionsHurt 10h 6 2 Awards Yes, yes it is. But then again Web development in general is scoffed at by most other developers. Programmers are scoffed at by "real" Engineers. Engineers are belittled by physicists. Physicists by Mathematicians. Mathematicians by Artists. Artists by designers. Designers by frontend developers. Circle of life. Reply 4 1,0k ProarammerHumor.io

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