PowerPoint: The Database Of Nightmares

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PowerPoint: The Database Of Nightmares

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Just when you thought your tech nightmares couldn't get worse, someone decides PowerPoint is a viable database solution. For those wondering, "Turing complete" means PowerPoint can theoretically compute anything a normal computer can—which is both impressive and a horrifying justification for database abuse. Next up: using Excel as an operating system and Notepad as a load balancer. The screams you hear are from the DBA down the hall.

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