Observer effect Memes

When you open Task Manager to see which app is eating your CPU alive, and suddenly everything drops to 43% like your computer is trying to act casual. "Who, me? I wasn't doing anything suspicious!" It's like when your parents walked into your room as a teenager—instant behavioral correction. Your machine goes from sounding like a jet engine to purring like a kitten the moment Task Manager appears. Those 298 processes? All angels now. Nothing to see here. The real question is: what were those 5470 threads doing before you looked? Probably mining crypto for Electron apps.