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There Is No Bug, Only Unexpected Features

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1 year ago 249,356 views 0 shares

There Is No Bug, Only Unexpected Features

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The Linux penguin mascot staring at you with those innocent eyes while gaslighting the entire developer community. Classic corporate damage control strategy: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The number of times I've heard this excuse after pushing untested code to production could fill a Git repository. Next time your app crashes, just tell your boss it's an "unexpected opportunity for user creativity."

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