The IT Manager Costume: Scarier Than Any Horror Movie

Ah, the elegant dichotomy of a programmer's existence. The top panel shows regular Pooh, mildly interested in the sophisticated concept of "Python Object Oriented Programming" - a paradigm taught in computer science courses and praised in textbooks. But the bottom panel reveals fancy Pooh, absolutely elated by the simple, primitive joy of writing code named "POOP" (Python Object Oriented Programming). Let's be honest - we've all created variables called "poop" during debugging sessions at 2AM. Nothing brings more childish glee than pushing to production with a function called def get_poop() that your colleagues will discover months later. Sophistication is temporary, toilet humor is forever.

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The GitHub portfolio paradox strikes again! What you're seeing is the classic "my GitHub is a disaster" syndrome where developers claim their repos showcase their skills, but the reality is a collection of bizarre, half-finished experiments that make absolutely no sense to anyone else. Those planes are the perfect metaphor - technically they're all aircraft, but some are missing wings, others are just engines, and one appears to be defying the laws of physics entirely. It's like having 47 repos with names like "test-thing2" and "new-project-FINAL-ACTUALLY-FINAL-v3" with exactly one commit from 2019.

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Remember when you joined that startup with the "fun culture" and "exciting codebase"? Six months of maintaining their spaghetti code built on vibes and Stack Overflow copypasta, and you're basically a walking advertisement for burnout. The transformation from bright-eyed developer to hollow-souled code zombie happens faster than you can say "technical debt." Your morning coffee has been replaced by pure desperation, and your Git commits now consist entirely of "please work" and "I don't know why this fixes it." Vibe coding: when documentation is just a cute suggestion and comments are for the weak.

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