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Content Microsoft 365 microsoft365 To address extreme levels of data scraping system manipulation, we've applied the following temporary limits: - Users are limited to reading 10 emailsday -Users are limited to accepting 1 meetingweek - Teams is limited to 15 messagesday 12:00 PM Jun 1, 2021 18 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 17 1.2K Likes ProgrammerHumor.to

The oldest joke in the OS wars still hits different after all these years. NASA actually does use Linux in space because it's reliable, customizable, and doesn't randomly decide to update when you're trying to not die in the vacuum of space. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to convince management that rebooting the production server during business hours is, in fact, a terrible idea. But hey, at least we're not trying to open Windows in space.

You know you've achieved peak enterprise architecture when your execution context needs its own execution context, which then needs a builder, which also needs a build process. Six files just to execute something. Six. The meme shows two guys in an intense sword fight, which perfectly captures the internal battle every C# developer faces when trying to navigate through their own abstraction layers. This is what happens when "separation of concerns" becomes "separation of sanity." Someone on the team definitely said "we might need to extend this later" and created a builder pattern for a builder pattern. The factory probably has a factory too, but that's in a different namespace. Welcome to enterprise C#, where the simplest task requires more ceremony than a royal wedding and your call stack looks like a phone book.

Microsoft announces AI agents will be built into Windows, and suddenly everyone's planning their Linux migration. Nothing motivates a sysadmin to finally ditch Windows like the thought of Clippy 2.0 with kernel-level access watching your every keystroke. "I see you're trying to maintain some privacy. Would you like help abandoning that completely?"

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